me after fixing my mechanical pencil:
smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!
Scientists are so clever with naming animals.
No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator shows up it will just start shouting GO AWAY GO AWAY and then all the gazelles and zebras and such will take off.
GEHH WEEH WEHH
1950s Rudolf Black tulle Cocktail Dress with rhinestone/star studded bodice and skirt (via)